Er, look, I’m sorry. Do you absolutely need it?
I’m afraid I do, sir, yes. Proof of ID.
But you have my surname written on it there.
How do I know that’s your surname?
Because I just told you it was my surname.
You could be lying.
Why would I lie?
To get your hands on someone else’s photos.
Why would I want somebody else’s photos? Like, who would pay for somebody else’s photos?
Stalker, maybe.
Yeah, exactly. Very good, sir. A stalker.
I’m not a stalker.
Look, why don’t you just go home and have a wee look for your wee docket?
No. This is ridiculous. Just open that up and take out one of the photos. You see? That’s me wife there.
How do I know you’re not just telling me that?
Cos that’s me standing beside her.
I suppose you do look a bit like this man.
I am this man.
It could be you.
It’s definitely me. My name is Gerry Quinn. This is my father-in-law, Joe. He can vouch for me.
I’ve never seen this man before in my life.
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