I hope your father appreciates the fact that I was the one who got us out of that mess.
He won’t. Nobody back there actually believed you were a Japanese tourist, Gerry. They all thought you were a nutcase. They took pity on you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dear God, no.
What’s wrong?
I can’t find my purse.
I can see your purse right there.
No, no, that’s my sterling purse. I’m talking about my punt purse. I can’t find my punt purse, Gerry. Blessed Saint Anthony, the grace of God has made you the patron saint of all things lost and stolen. I turn to you this day with childlike love and deep confidence--
Look, Mary, calm down--
Calm down, Gerry? We have no punts! We can’t go to the Free State without punts. We’re puntless. We haven’t a punt between us. Oh, God, I think… I think I’m having a panic attack. Oh, stupid punts.
Over this? So what happened back there was totally fine, but this is worth having a panic attack about?
You have to turn around.
There is more chance of me eloping with your father to a flip-flop shop in Hawaii--
Look, okay, fine! But that means we won’t be able to buy anything, which means we’ll have no food, which means we’ll all starve to death. So, you know, on your head be it, Gerry. Oh, actually, do you know what? I think I put it in the suitcase.
False alarm there, Saint Anthony. Sorry for troubling you.
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