“Shh! You’ll scare Clive.” – Michelle, Derry Girls ... TV Quotes Database

Shh! You’ll scare Clive.

Who’s Clive?

Clive. Clive is a wee Prod from East Belfast. Clive came back from Ibiza, got on the wrong bus at Aldergrove Airport, then fell asleep. Clive woke up in Derry, surrounded by Russians and Fenians. Clive is absolutely shitting himself.

Erin

So where's the real Artem?

Michelle

Giant’s Causeway, probably. Foreigners fucking love the Giant’s Causeway.

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