Come on, Quark, move it along. You should be in the emergency shelter by now.
I'm not going to any emergency shelter! This is my bar and I'm going to defend it.
Really? And how do you plan to do that?
With this. (holds up a closed box)
You're going to hit them with a box?
No, this is my disruptor pistol, the one I used to carry back in the old days when I was serving on that Ferengi freighter.
I thought you were the ship's cook.
That's right, and every member of that crew thought he was a food critic. If the Klingons try to get through these doors, I'll be ready for them.
(He opens the box, which is empty save for a note. Odo takes it out.)
(reads aloud) "Dear Quark, I used parts of your disruptor to fix the replicators. Will return them soon. Rom."
(grabs the note) I will kill him!
With what?
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