The truth is, I'm a fraud.
You're not a fraud. I don't care how many enhancements your parents had done. Genetic recoding can't give you ambition or a personality or compassion or any of the things that make a person truly human.
Deep Space Nine · Season 5, Episode 16
“Doctor Bashir, I Presume?” · Season 5, Episode 16
In this episode: Julian Bashir (2), Miles O'Brien (2)
The truth is, I'm a fraud.
You're not a fraud. I don't care how many enhancements your parents had done. Genetic recoding can't give you ambition or a personality or compassion or any of the things that make a person truly human.
[Leeta and Rom have just professed their love for each other]
Oh, Doctor, I'm sorry.
No, don't be. True love should always win. [Unconvincingly] I'm happy for you. Really.
You're a sweet, wonderful, and brilliant man. There's someone out there for you, Doctor. I know it.
I don't think so. Perhaps I'm better suited to a life of solitary research—
[attractive alien woman walks by] —and dedication to my chosen field of study. Don't worry about me; I’ll be fine. Goodbye.
[focused on Rom] Bye.
[to alien woman] Excuse me, are you familiar with an ancient text known as the Kama Sutra?
[O'Brien wins at darts]
So, I guess it's your game again.
What's that? Five in a row?
At least.
Wait a minute. You haven't been letting me win, have you?
What makes you think that?
You said your hand-eye coordination had been genetically enhanced.
Well, maybe I have been letting you win, a little bit.
I don't believe it. I don't need you to patronize me. I can play at your level.
I never said you couldn't.
Well, play then. Really play!
[Bashir quickly throws his darts. O'Brien sees Bashir has thrown three straight bulls-eyes]
Alright, from now on, you play from over here,
[moves Bashir behind a pole]
I play from up here,
[stands in his usual spot]
If that doesn't work, we'll try a blindfold.
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