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Deep Space Nine · Season 5, Episode 16

“Doctor Bashir, I Presume?” quotes from Deep Space Nine

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“Doctor Bashir, I Presume?” · Season 5, Episode 16

In this episode: Julian Bashir (2), Miles O'Brien (2)

The truth is, I'm a fraud.

You're not a fraud. I don't care how many enhancements your parents had done. Genetic recoding can't give you ambition or a personality or compassion or any of the things that make a person truly human.

[Leeta and Rom have just professed their love for each other]

LLeeta

Oh, Doctor, I'm sorry.

LZLewis Zimmerman

No, don't be. True love should always win. [Unconvincingly] I'm happy for you. Really.

LLeeta

You're a sweet, wonderful, and brilliant man. There's someone out there for you, Doctor. I know it.

LZLewis Zimmerman

I don't think so. Perhaps I'm better suited to a life of solitary research—

[attractive alien woman walks by] —and dedication to my chosen field of study. Don't worry about me; I’ll be fine. Goodbye.

LLeeta

[focused on Rom] Bye.

LZLewis Zimmerman

[to alien woman] Excuse me, are you familiar with an ancient text known as the Kama Sutra?

[O'Brien wins at darts]

So, I guess it's your game again.

What's that? Five in a row?

At least.

Wait a minute. You haven't been letting me win, have you?

What makes you think that?

You said your hand-eye coordination had been genetically enhanced.

Well, maybe I have been letting you win, a little bit.

I don't believe it. I don't need you to patronize me. I can play at your level.

I never said you couldn't.

Well, play then. Really play!

[Bashir quickly throws his darts. O'Brien sees Bashir has thrown three straight bulls-eyes]

Alright, from now on, you play from over here,

[moves Bashir behind a pole]

I play from up here,

[stands in his usual spot]

If that doesn't work, we'll try a blindfold.

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