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DI Humphrey Goodman quotes from Death in Paradise

Played by Kris Marshall · 3 quotes

DI Humphrey Goodman

Played by Kris Marshall

Death in Paradise · 22 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Death in Paradise: in 3 of its 22 quotes

Lines by DI Humphrey Goodman 2

DI Humphrey Goodman

You know, bizarrely, I'm the only one who never met Richard Poole. But during this case, I-I feel as if I've got to know him, a little - mostly by the effect he had on those around him. But it seems we all forgot one very crucial thing: he was a detective, a good one. Now I think he made a discovery, had a theory about what he discovered, and then sent home for evidence to corroborate that theory. And in doing so, he has, in essence, solved his own murder.

[at the conclusion of the case, the team celebrates at Catherine's bar; Dwayne brings a whole ice bucket filled with beers to the table.]

DI Humphrey Goodman

Man alive, that is what I call getting a round in!

Scenes with DI Humphrey Goodman 1

[Humphrey is digging on the beach, alone, while the rest of the team watches.]

He said he didn't need any help.

DDwayne

Oh, he needs help, all right.

FFidel

Just wait and see, Dwayne. There's a method to his madness. [pause] Not that I'm saying he isn't mad...

[Humphrey lets out a triumphant yell.]

DDwayne

No way.

Humphrey

Found it!

[They all rush over.]

What is it?

Humphrey

One minute, just hold on... [pulls a bag out of the sand, falling backwards onto the beach] ...and you'll be able to see!

Yeah, we saw that.

DDwayne

How the hell did you know that was there?

Humphrey

Oh, come on! You all knew there was a bag buried on the beach, you must have done.

Sure. [rolls her eyes]

Humphrey

[hands it to Fidel] Go on, officer, open it.

FFidel

No, no, no, you do it, sir.

Humphrey

Oh, I don't need to. I already know what's in it.

[Humphrey walks off. Camille and Dwayne immediately crowd Fidel.]

DDwayne

Open it up-!

FFidel

Hold on...!

[They all look inside, then look back at Humphrey in amazement.]

FFidel

[gleefully, to Dwayne] Method to the madness!

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