[Hearst] makes of me and Tolliver a two-headed beast to savage what might be healthy borne out of the fucking election and gnaw its own privates off-hours. Plans keep coming to the cocksucker, that their final sum is this: but for what brings income to him, break what he can; what he can't, set those parts against themselves to weaken.
“A Two-Headed Beast” · Season 3
In this episode: Al Swearengen (2), Johnny Burns (2), George Hearst (1), Sol Star (1), Dan Dority (1), Trixie (1)
If it's gettin' to go wrong, Dan, you just drop flat.
What the fuck did you just say?
Drop flat if it's going wrong, and I'll blow his fucking head off
You do and it'll be the last goddamn thing you do on this fucking earth. Going wrong is not the end of fucking things, Johnny. Fuck no! I have come back from plenty of shit that looked like it was going wrong.
The bank's founder and president, Chief Officer as well, of air-headed smugness and headlong plunges unawares into the fucking abyss.
I don't understand.
You wouldn't. You're too fucking healthy-minded. You'll sit here waiting for me to materialize from a piece of fucking furniture and think the world is normal.
I wish you'd look in on Dan, boss. Not for being poorly as... down.
Johnny... some shit's best walked through alone.
Dan's killed people before. You have too. But neither've been solitary after
A fair fight, something Dan and I have always struggled to avoid, is different. You see the light go out in their eyes. It's just you left, and death.
[to Tolliver] The Sheriff recently put me on notice. He is vigilant of my possible "transgressions."
You sound drunk to me.
Whom are you addressing?
You. You sound drunk.
Do I? [Bullock nods] Hm. When I say "Go fuck yourself," Sheriff, will you put that down to drunkenness or a high estimate of your athleticism?
[growing angry] Did you just tell me, "Fuck myself?"
I think I did. And to shut up, or I will quiet you myself.
You're under arrest.
[defiantly] Fuck you. And shut up, or I will shut you up for good.
[Bullock draws his gun on Hearst.]
For threatening a Peace Officer, I'm taking you into custody.
Don't be stupid, Bullock...
Don't YOU be fucking stupid!
[Bullock grabs Hearst by the ear and drags him out of the Bella Union. His rage seething, he snarls into Hearst's ear:]
Fuck...you!
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