Patrick is coaching Pippa on his plan to kill the zombie Davina with the lamp base
Listen to me. Stand there, you put your hand on the handle... put your hand on the fucking handle!
(traumatised, near tears) I don't like it...
Shut up and listen. You're gonna open that door, and you are gonna slam it, fucking SLAM IT on her, when she is halfway in. Do you understand what halfway is? Do you understand? Say "yes, I understand"!
(still traumatised) Yes!
Patrick Then are you ready?
(crying, quiet and high voice) I don't like it...
It's either this, or we take it in turns shitting in the bin until we starve to death. Does that appeal? (Pippa shakes head) No? Then are you ready? (shouting) DO NOT FUCK THIS UP, alright?
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