Patrick is disassembling a lamp so he can use its base as a weapon
Pippa
That's our light machine!
Patrick
It's not a machine, it's a lamp.
Pippa
Well, it lights up the room.
Patrick
Well... (turns off lamp) it's dead now!
Pippa
(disgusted) It's bad for the environment, wasting light.
Patrick
I'm not wasting it, I'm turning it into something else.
Pippa
What, like, recycling?
Patrick
(exasperated) ...if you like.
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