I'm Brian Perkins. At my signal, unleash hell!
BBC Radio 4. I'm Kaiser Soze!
They counted without one thing. Me, Stone Cold Brian Perkins!
BBC Radio 4. I'm Lord Lucan!
I'm Brian Perkins. Harder than a fiendish sudoku on Viagra.
BBC Radio 4. I'm Brian Perkins. Come on, feel the noise.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I'm Brian Perkins, don't **** with me.
BBC Radio 4. I'm Brian Perkins... the real Slim Shady.
We need passage to Aldershot.
A fine cargo hold; plenty of room for me, my apprentice, two Druids, and no questions asked.
A long time ago I had a Ford Galaxy, far far away.
A metric speedometer. Metric; no Imperial entanglements!
Could it outrun Imperial vessels?
Could it resist a tractor beam?
The color of my last car was a little on the dark side.
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