Dead Ringers quotes

I'm Fiona Bruce. I've kept slaves in the past but I'm not apologizing.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Gordon Brown visits me privately as well.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Have you been a good boy all year? Then it won't be me coming down your chimney at midnight; I only like bad boys!

I'm Fiona Bruce; My knickers are made of mistletoe.

David Blunkett has been fiercely criticized for telling David Dimbleby to piss-off during a live radio broadcast. David Dimbleby has been fiercely criticized for not pissing-off!

Hello, I'm Fiona Bruce and welcome to the News at 10. You bloody love it, don't you?

I'm Fiona Bruce. I'm off to play with Dom's little wood.

I've ironed your script, so if you crease it the only reporting you'll be doing is in the Falklands, and that's not very nice! Rhrrrr!

You're watching a NewsWatch election night special, and I've already had my ballot box well and truly stuffed!

I'm Fiona Bruce. Don't touch what you can't afford.

You're watching the Ten O'Clock News with me, Fiona Bruce, and like Britney, I'm also completely shaved.

I'm Fiona Bruce. The real reason Prince William is delaying the wedding.

I'm Fiona Bruce. The whole world's competing to lift my cup.

I'm Fiona Bruce. There's about 100,000 people in my catchment area.

I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you...Radio 4!