[A woman cuts in line at the post office]
Afternoon, ladies. Are you two old friends?
WWoman
Eh, her daughter is in my son's class.
I have a question for you. Is everyone in this line an asshole?
WWoman
Excuse me?
Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole?
WWoman
Uhm. No?
So it's just you then.
WWoman
I have children in the car.
I have a cake in the oven. He's got three minutes left on the meter. She's got a lunch meeting. We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line. And don't use your children like that — it's shameful.
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