Jen and Audrey in “Spiderwebs”

Jen

So, you're coming, right? I mean, if the band can overcome their complicated romantic entanglements and still be friends, the least that we can do is all get along for one night.

Audrey

All right, I am willing to grant that there is a certain karmic appropriateness to seeing one's ex-boyfriend for the first time at a No Doubt concert.

Jen

You're bending.

Audrey

I'm not bending.

Jen

Oh, come on, you know you want to. Empowered female. Incredible fashion sense.

Audrey

I suppose mojo Jojo will be attending.

Jen

Oh, come on, if you can-- if you can be with her in that tiny little dorm room of yours, you're going to be just fine in a crowd of 14,000 strangers.

Audrey

So she's bringing that guy, right?

Jen

Mm-hmm, but we don't have to sit next to them. We're using the gays as a barrier between the breeders and the bitter, single girls.