“Spiderwebs” quotes from Dawson's Creek

Jen

So, you're coming, right? I mean, if the band can overcome their complicated romantic entanglements and still be friends, the least that we can do is all get along for one night.

Audrey

All right, I am willing to grant that there is a certain karmic appropriateness to seeing one's ex-boyfriend for the first time at a No Doubt concert.

Jen

You're bending.

Audrey

I'm not bending.

Jen

Oh, come on, you know you want to. Empowered female. Incredible fashion sense.

Audrey

I suppose mojo Jojo will be attending.

Jen

Oh, come on, if you can-- if you can be with her in that tiny little dorm room of yours, you're going to be just fine in a crowd of 14,000 strangers.

Audrey

So she's bringing that guy, right?

Jen

Mm-hmm, but we don't have to sit next to them. We're using the gays as a barrier between the breeders and the bitter, single girls.

Jen

You're not going to regret this, I swear. You're here, you're not in a suit. This is good. This is very, very good. Where is everybody else?

Pacey

They're at the concession stand. Jack and Emma, and, uh... the guy and the guy's friend.

Jen

Yeah, well, his name is David, which you might want to remember. I think he's going to stick.

Pacey

What, you possess the psychic ability to see into the future of relationships now?

Jen

Yes, just not my own.

Pacey

Hey. I did call you, you know.

Audrey

I know. At least I figured that I shouldn't talk to you until I hated you a little less.

Pacey

Oh, well... how's that going for you?

Audrey

It's going, yeah. The problem is now I kind of hate myself, but, uh...

Pacey

Audrey, can we go talk a walk? Maybe talk someplace that's a little quieter and slightly more private before all the madness starts?

Audrey

[Chuckles] You really are an old man, aren't you?

Jack

So you really don't mind taking Audrey home?

Well, sure, I mind, but, you know, my inner drama queen respects her refusal to come out of the bathroom till Jen and Pacey leave.

Jack

Heh heh heh! Thanks, man. I just don't want to ditch Jen, you know. I mean, I don't think this evening turned out quite the way she planned.

Hmm. Yeah. I know the feeling.

Jack

So, we're, uh, not doing too well at this, are we?

Well, the hanging out has been good. But the dating? I think it's safe to say that when two gay guys go on a date, and each ends up going home with a hot blond girl, something's definitely not working.

Jack

Yeah.

Todd

Ok, shag wits, to the car! Let's go! Chop, bloody chop! Or am I gonna have to throw cold water on you both?

Dawson

I think he's mad.

Real mad.

Todd

For the record, never let it be said that Todd Carr is a man who's not in love with being in love. I think both my movies and my life reflect my deep and abiding commitment to getting two good-looking young people together and having a bit of fun now and again. However... as leery here bloody well knows...

Dawson

You're also a man who's in love with sleep.

Todd

To the car. Now.