[to Joey] No, I was going to say that I want to take you into the bathroom and do ungodly things to you.
S5Cigarette Burns
S5100 Light Years From Home
So this is spring break, it doesn't really look like the brochures.
Hey. I provided the house, you people we supposed to bring on the fun. There are some pizzas.
We could rent some movies...
...or play strip poker.
AJAudrey, Joey and Jen
NO!
Come on, its not like I haven't seen you all naked before. Ok, ok. We'll rent movies.
Look, I would be happy to stop calling. Just tell me where you are.
I'm in your dreams, Charlie Todd.
See, now, wait a second. That sounded suspiciously like flirting to me.
Maybe... and this is what a dial tone sounds like. [Hangs up on him]
[Answering her phone] Hello?
Hello gorgeous.
So, I was beginning to worry. You haven't called for 3 hours.
Oh, so you do like my calling.
What do you want, exactly?
Nothing, really. Just your address.
No problem. I'm at 359 No-Way-in-Hell Avenue on the corner of Get-Over-It and Main.
OK, so let me get this straight...
Oh, no. Why do I feel a quasi-feminist rant coming on?
Shut up. So basically, spring break is hunting season, Florida is the forest, and girls are the target.
I said I was going out for the necessary provisions; that means beer and jello.
S5Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)
[The girls are awakened by a sound outside their window]
It sounds like a cat dying.
I think it's music.
[Charlie is outside playing guitar and singing]
Could he be any cuter?
No, but he could be more in tune.
Come on. This is so romantic. It's like that movie. It's like you make him want to be a better man.
Wouldn't it be better for society if I made him want to be a better guitar player?
Ok, it is official. You are the queen of negativity. There'll be a crowning ceremony later in the day.
I'm the worst kind of person because I suck these boys into my web, and then I make them give up their dreams until they're left sad and dreamless and living in Boston.
That sound you just heard? That was all the fun leaving the building.
The point is, I wasn't there for everyday of your life up until now and you weren't here for everyday of mine.
This is supposed to be a good thing?
Living without the weight of eighteen years of expectations, yes it's a good thing.
I do not drool.
...like a basset hound.
I do not drool and if you tell anyone I do, then I'll just mention how you moan in your sleep about your mom taking away your Barbie dolls.
Ok, I didn't—
Only for about 20 minutes.
In that case, I saw no drool.
S5After Hours
I gotta tell you, Dawson. It's like the entire world has been coming at me tonight. Like, completely distracting me from what I've spent my entire life preparing for. I mean, it's like this night has been a metaphor for the whole semester and one big left turn. Not that it's been bad, because it hasn't, but it's just, if I don't get myself back on track, I could... [She looks over to see that he has fallen asleep] Dawson?
You are a passionate guy, Mr. Leery. The secret is out, and someday, you are gonna meet someone who drives you absolutely mad, who you are gonna fight with and laugh with and do totally insane things for. Someone who turns your life wildly upside down.
[Sighs] I think I've already met that person.
Really? Why aren't you with her?
Bad timing... I suppose.
Look at you, all Harrison Ford in Working Girl.
I'd rather be him in Raiders.
Cuter in the former.
Cooler in the latter.
What makes a girl decide to spend the night with a guy she hardly knows?
The same things that make a guy want to. Of course, with girls, the deciding factor is usually the shoes.
You decided to sleep with me because of my Skechers?
I could tell you were okay, safe, genuine, a kindred spirit.
And Mr. Car Cover?
Loafers.
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