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Dave the Barbarian · Season 1, Episode 15

Chuckles and Moose-Eating Thunder Hawk in “Unfinished Business”

I'm not a moose! I'm a pig wearing an origami hat with antlers!

MEMoose-Eating Thunder Hawk

Yeah, yeah, I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that story.

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