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Dave the Barbarian · Season 1, Episode 15

Creepy Old Guy and Dave in “Unfinished Business”

[Fang asks a Creepy Old Guy if he knows how to get to the Cliffs of Fabulous Shopping.]

COCreepy Old Guy

Aye, that I do. Ye must cross the Gorge of Agony, where a mighty beast awaits to tear ye limb from limb. From there, ye climb the Mountain of Thousand Screams, which nay a man has never faced and lived to tell the tale! Or ye could take the shuttle.

Dave

Uh... Thanks.

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