Dave, Elderly Clerk and others in “Unfinished Business”

Dave

Um, excuse me. I ordered a book: "The Complete Poetic Works of Ped Xing?"

Ped Xing!? [Screams.] That's the worst stuff ever written! Thirty years ago, I read one of his poems, and I've been blind ever since.

Dave

Well, I-I'm sorry you-

And my left arm is completely numb.

Dave

Well, I'm-

And I lost both my legs.

Dave

[Looking under a table] Bu-but, you have legs.

Oh, I found them eventually. Down in the sofa cushions.