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Dave the Barbarian · Season 1, Episode 15

Sales Clerk and Dave in “Unfinished Business”

[In the Great Indoor Marketplace Dave approaches a clerk at "Ye Sick People Shop" for advice.]

SCSales Clerk

Eh, I just do holes and leeches. If you want advice, I guess you could read one of those self-help scrolls... but they're all written by crackpots and weirdos.

Dave

Crackpots and weirdos!? Count me in!

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