[Daria and Ted walk up to a virtual 3D simulator]
Which do you want? Castle scenario, underwater paradise, futuristic dystopia?
I guess the castle one.
Okey-doke, boss.
[Daria and Ted each step onto the pads and slip a pair of VR goggles on; the view shifts to the inside of the game, a TRON-like environment where both Ted and Daria are dressed in suits of armor]
Daria?
It's too much, right? I feel a little sick myself.
[Ted looks around in awe]
It's not really representative of medieval society, but I have to say this is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life!
[outside, Robert and friends approach the attendant]
Uh, those are some friends of ours. Can we join in?
[inside the VR game]
The royal throne!
Good. I need to sit down.
[Robert and his two friends appear in the game]
Not so fast, weirdoes.
Robert?
That's Sir Robert, Darcy.
Daria. [Robert and friends charge and Ted steps in, easily beating all three back with his sword] Ted? Wow.
I taught myself from the eleventh-century manuscript on swordplay. It's easy.
No way. I'm not going out like this. Come on! [runs away after his friends]
Let's go, Daria. We can catch them!
This is making me nauseous. You go ahead. [Ted chases Robert as Daria removes the helmet] Ah[sits down on a bench and later she walks up to where Ted and the others are still playing] Ted, they're gonna close up pretty soon.
They'll have to pull the plug, then. We still have a lot of fight left. Right, men?
Aye!
[Daria exits, leaving Ted and the other guys to continue playing]
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