Tommy Sherman.
That's the name, don't wear it out.
I'm your biggest fan.
I doubt that, unless the rest of them are pygmies, ha ha.
I'm Kevin Thompson, this is Michael Jordan MacKenzie, we call him Mac
Michael Jordan Mackenzie! You're kidding, right.
It was Michael James MacKenzie. My dad went a Bulls playoff game when I was 12, and... then he changed it.
That's sick man, so what you guys, on the intermural squad, or something?
Varsity dude, I'm the QB.
[Tommy Sherman laughs pompously, then Kevin laughs too, unaware of what is so funny]
[annoyed] Why are you laugh?
Um, why are you?
I'm just picturing a scrawny little guy like you, trying to play for some third-rate junior college somewhere, and getting your butt kicked every week.
Oh yeah, that's funny.
No, it isn't.
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