Danny! Word on the street has it that you've got a girlfriend! [to Sam and Tucker] Can you two leave so I can have a totally awkward "father and son"-chat?
[run off] Gone and gone!
[Scene cuts to Jack and Danny eating Ice cream in the kitchen.]
Does it have to be awkward?
Yep! I'm gonna give you some fatherly advice. Then I am going to say something that makes you cringe and run out of the room in embarrassment!
Check. Advice, first?
Alright... If you really like this girl, Danny, you should let her know and give her something... Like this! [puts a ring on the table]
[surprised] A class ring?
A girlfriend's not a girlfriend until you give her a class ring, Danny. It also says, "I think you could be the girl I fight ghosts with"! [beat] At least it did with your mom - I don't know how appropriate that is for you...
[laughs] You'd be surprised. I can give her this?
Only if she's special. I'm sure Sam'll love it!
[alarmed] It's not for Sam!
[laughs, unconvinced] Of course, it's not! You guys are just friends! [leans in slightly] I even had it engraved! [Danny looks at the ring, and sure enough, Sam's name is engraved on the inside] See, that was the embarrassing thing. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for pie! [holds up a pie, Danny walks off] Clueless...
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