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Dan Vs. · Season 2, Episode 10

Dan and Miss O'Houlihan in “The Catburglar”

[Dan gets ready to meet with Miss O'Houlihan]

Dan

What are you selling?

Miss O'Houlihan

I'm not a saleswoman, I'm your neighbor and just now I came home to find my cat Poopsie stalling. [whines and freaks out]

Dan

I'm very sorry to hear that. Mrs.

Miss O'Houlihan

Miss O'Houlihan. Honey O'Houlihan. Nice to meet you.

Dan

I'm Dan. In speaking of me, why are you telling me this?

Miss O'Houlihan

I've seen you around the neighborhood with your cat. Did you understand each other like no human and feline I've ever seen. [feels Mr. Mumbles] I'm begging for your help. I've got nowhere else to turn. See?

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