Dan
[finds Hal] Helicopter Hal, we meet at last. Nice jacket.
Helicopter Hal
I don't sign autographs, thanks.
Dan
Oh, I'm no fan. [punches Hal]
Helicopter Hal
Why?
Dan
That's for making me pee!
Helicopter Hal
What?
Dan
You love traffic!
Helicopter Hal
Well, it is my bread and butter!
Dan
[punches him again] That's 'cause I can't digest butter!
Helicopter Hal
Well, how is that my fault? You can't just punch a celebrity!
Dan
I didn't! Now get in there and fly this thing.
[the helicopter flies off]
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