[to Sue Ellen] I'm only going to tell you this once, and I'll deny it the minute I leave this room, but the best decision you ever made was leaving me.
S2 E2Venomous Creatures
[to Sue Ellen] With all the pull I still have in this city after all the crap I've pulled, you'll bounce back too.
S2 E3Sins of the Father
It's a rare and beautiful thing when enemies share the same enemy.
We both know that rich folks don't go to jail but people who clean up after them do.
It's a sad day when an old man can sneak up on a super ninja.
I was married to your father for 17 years. I think I know when I'm being played.
Vengeance won't heal a broken heart.
I've got a fast car. It's not too late to run.
J.R.: You use those puppy dog eyes you got from me and that's going to bring the Mamma Bear out in Sue Ellen.
When I lost you, I died inside.
Let's not consider this work. Let's consider this screwing over Christopher and Elena.
I get me some a little breakfast and I think I'll be ready for round two.
I hear they have nice waffles at the Ritz.
S2 E4False Confessions
J.R.: Try to talk Bobby Ewing out of what he believes is right. I got a better chance with winning the good samaritan award.
Just cause he's a pussy doesn't mean he ain't smart.
No baby brother of mine is going to spend his twilight years in jail.
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