John Ross quotes from Dallas

[on being told by Bobby that he has no right to drill at Southfork] I'm a Ewing. I have every right.

We're in the oil business, boys!

Oh, Bobby's not your dad. Everbody knows your dad sold you when you were a little baby. You'll never be a Ewing, Christopher! [Christopher starts beating up on John Ross]

[to Bobby] The last thing I'd want to do is have to kick you off this ranch. Like you did to me.

Just cause he's a pussy doesn't mean he ain't smart.

You work on rigs for years you tend to make friends. Maybe it's different in laboratories where you guys just play with your own little microscopes all day.

From what I remember, you couldn't stand it here unless you were hiding behind Miss Ellie's skirts or a bottle.

Uncle Gary. Who the hell let you off the cul de sac?

My father's six feet under and he's still got us working for him.

Darlin' if there were karma I would have been run over, shot, and struck by lightening years ago.

You need to know in your life that there are people who love you and are here for you.

A man needs his man cave. A place I can take a girl after I club her over the head. Or where I can read, quietly.

The whole family under the same roof again. Buckle up, right.

For once in my damn life I told the truth and she thought it was a move.

Just feeling the seeds from all the lies I've sown coming back to bite me in the ass.