JRJ.R.
It's a rare and beautiful thing when enemies share the same enemy.
JRJ.R.
We both know that rich folks don't go to jail but people who clean up after them do.
JRJ.R.
It's a sad day when an old man can sneak up on a super ninja.
I was married to your father for 17 years. I think I know when I'm being played.
Vengeance won't heal a broken heart.
I've got a fast car. It's not too late to run.
J.R.: You use those puppy dog eyes you got from me and that's going to bring the Mamma Bear out in Sue Ellen.
When I lost you, I died inside.
JJohn
Let's not consider this work. Let's consider this screwing over Christopher and Elena.
JJohn
I get me some a little breakfast and I think I'll be ready for round two.
RRebecca
I hear they have nice waffles at the Ritz.
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