JRJ.R.
I don't see how this it's my fault.
Of course you don't, you're a sociopath!
JRJ.R.
Well there's no need to call names.
[to J.R] If I catch you anywhere near Bobby's room, I'll shoot you, and since you have no heart, It'll be somewhere more vital.
He called me Wife number 3?
That's when I slapped him.
That deserves a muffin.
He finally got what he's always wanted, but he's being pig-headed and selfish.
[sarcastically] That's so unlike J.R.
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