“Changing of the Guard” quotes from Dallas

[on being told by Bobby that he has no right to drill at Southfork] I'm a Ewing. I have every right.

Ann

[on catching an intruder in the house] I don't miss, mister, not at any range.

[in the nursing home, to John Ross] Bobby was always a fool. Stubborn as a mule.

Son, the courts are for amateurs and the faint of heart. No, this is personal.

Blood may be thicker than water, but oil is thicker than both.

We're in the oil business, boys!

Sue Ellen

[to John Ross] Think of me as an ally. I can help.

I'm the one who belongs on Southfork. It's mine! And only mine.

Oil's the past, John Ross. Alternatives are the future.

I couldn't disagree more.

Oh, Bobby's not your dad. Everbody knows your dad sold you when you were a little baby. You'll never be a Ewing, Christopher! [Christopher starts beating up on John Ross]

Christopher

[to his potential investors, who offer him a bad deal] I ain't a virgin, but I ain't a whore, either.

Bobby

Now you listen to me boy: there is no drilling on my ranch!