“Hedging Your Bets” quotes from Dallas

[to John Ross] And son, never pass up a good chance to shut up.

[at the Cattle Baron's Ball, to John Ross] Watch and learn.

[on meeting the real Marta] I'm gonna have to introduce you to my son, John Ross. He's a chip off the old block.

Ann

[J.R. has just given Ann a compliment] Why thank you, J.R. It's nice to be in a company of a legend.

Mostly in my own mind, darlin'.

I guess some people are just too damn mean to die. [shakes J.R.'s hand]