Would you like to hear the story of the old, empty barn?
Um. Yes, yes, ehh yes, it might put us in a good mood before we go to sleep. Pay attention everybody. Private Frazer is going to tell us the story of the old empty barn. Carry on Frazer.
Right. The story of the old, empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it.
Mainwaring [To Godfrey] You can't move swiftly across country loaded down with that.
FFraser
He couldn't move swiftly across country stark naked.
PPike
Uncle Arthur, Captain Mainwaring's just gone past with a monkey on his back.
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