Secretary, Larry and others in “The Bat Mitzvah”

Hey, Larry, do you still have that tickling in your anus? I cannot get you an appointment for two weeks.

Larry

What?

Are you experiencing discomfort?

Larry

What is she talking about? [to secretary] What are you talking about? Where'd you get that from?

It's nothing to joke around about. Who are you trying to make an appointment with?

Rosenberg.

Rosenberg's a good man. I got a better one. Pencil. Call this man: Doctor J. Whitney. My wife's cousin, Kai, she runs the office.

Larry

Oh, she does?

She can open all the doors, not just the back one. You know what I mean? Seriously, she can get you in today and you don't have to think about it again. Why not?

Larry

That's nice of you but there's really nothing wrong with me. I mean-why not-"I have a tickling in my anus". I don't have a tickle--[to secretary] Are you fucking crazy?! Huh?! Tickle in my anus? Where did that-why'd you say that!? I don't have a tickle! Who said that?!

I gotta go, I gotta go.

Look, I think I gave you the wrong impression. Larry's anus is fine-

Larry

Shut the fuck up, okay?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!