Counselor Condon and Larry in “The Car Pool Lane”

Could you state your name sir?

Larry

Larry David.

Mr. David, I'm Counselor Condon.

Larry

Counselor Condon, nice to meet you.

Have you ever served on a jury before?

Larry

No.

Have you ever been the victim of a serious crime?

Larry

My cousin once stole an Almond Joy from me, It was upsetting at the time but, umm...

I don't think that would be considered a serious crime. Is there any reason you can think of that you'd not be able to decide this case in a fair and impartial manner?

Larry

I don't know if I could be impartial Mr. Condon, given that the defendant is a negro.

Larry

Problem?