Let me tell you my story. Once upon a time, you follow your husband to a trailer park. You see him slumming with his little trailer bunny. You waited for him to come out...
[Flashback to, trailer door opens, Robert Durgee steps out. Amber sits in her car watching him. He lights his cigarette, suddenly car lights glare at him and tires screech as the car surges toward him]
When she pulls the body back in, before she can call for help, you torch the place. Kaboom. The end.
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard
Brass [laughs]: Wouldn't even make my top ten.
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