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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 5, Episode 3

Store Clerk and Brass in “Harvest”

Store Clerk

[to Brass as he carries a box of drinks] Look, dude, I didn't see it.[puts the box down on the side] Chica had a nice, round ass and that's what I was scoping.

Brass

What time was that?

Store Clerk

About 3:00. She comes in, grabs some candy, looks outside, waves at somebody. The next thing I know, she flips her wig. She's screaming about her sister. I didn't see the girl or a car. Besides, there's a lot of traffic out there.

Brass

Was it busy?

Store Clerk

Kind of.

Brass

How many surveillance cameras do you have in here?

Store Clerk

Inside we got five. They're all state-of-the-art. Place gets hit a lot. Outside they're all dummies.

Brass

Well, I'm glad to see you're so concerned about your customers after they leave the store.

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