[Drawing a sample from a cadaver's bladder]
Urine... you're out.
Home pregnancy test, huh?
It's about 10 times cheaper than the brand sold by our medicial supply company. But just as accurate.
Eye on the bottom line. I find that very---
Sexy?
Prudent. But that was a good try.
Ah, plus sign. You know what that means.
Who's yo daddy?
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