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S9 E3

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 9, Episode 3

Riley and Catherine in “Art Imitates Life”

[while searching the victim's apartment] The naughty drawer.

What?

[picks up a bag of weed that's in the drawer and sniffs it] Hydroponic, medical grade, put-you-on-your-ass, send-you-to-dreamy-land weed. Nurses always got the good stuff. [smells the weed again]

Uh, I take it you're aware of the lab's random drug testing policy?

Oh yeah, I got a bottle of clean urine in my locker just in case. I'm kidding.

[laughs awkwardly] Good one. Here, I'll bag it. [Catherine smells it before she bags it]

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