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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 8, Episode 13

Greg Fitzsimmons and Angry Audience Member in “A Thousand Days On Earth”

Greg Fitzsimmons

Come on, seriously, I love kids. Did you hug your kid today? Can I hug your kid? Can I hug your kid, sir?

AAAngry Audience Member

You touch my kids, I kill you.

Greg Fitzsimmons

Dude, it's a comedy show! I'm kidding. This is a joke. (the angry guy makes a gun motion with his hand at Greg) What? What was that? Oh... I see why you're so angry, that's your wife.

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