Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I have to say I'm disappointed. I most wanted to talk to you because your record indicated you never went along with the official version. I was hoping you'd provide a missing piece.
Young lady, my whole brain's a bunch of missing pieces.
You manipulative, egotistical, uppity fuckin'...
What? Huh? What're you gonna say?
Guess what word's runnin' through my mind.
Say it, then. Say it, motherfucker!
Nah. I just want you to know I'm thinkin' it.
Now, you bein' the law, and me an interesting party, should the two of us go out into those woods and see if we can find Harris James? And can you tell me, Mr. Hayes: Are we gonna need fuckin' shovels?
Suppose somebody catches us.
We're old and confused.
I'll take the hard truth over a nice lie any day.
You got a problem, little man?
No. No sir, no problem here.
Then put your fuckin' eyes somewhere else!
What it is, I'm just a fan of romance. Let me ask you a question. [looks at biker's girlfriend] Did she look like that before you rode her cross-country?
[standing up] What the fuck did you say, you little midget?
See, I always wondered, all these butt-faced pieces of garbage walkin' the earth, who's makin' 'em? I mean, what kind of Frankenstein monsters are out there copulatin' to create all these hunk of shit people in the world? Then I walk in this bar, and there's you two givin' me the answer I've been lookin' for my whole fuckin' life.
[The biker punches hiom in the face]
You done buckin' cowboy?
Thank God it was you hit me and not that woolly mammoth you're fuckin'!
They'll tank the case again, same as '80. I oughta quit.
I thought you should quit for 10 years.
Why?
Why? Why wouldn't I want you to quit? I don't think you realize this Wayne: You could have been good at just about anything. But what you think you are made you stuck.
I done pulled my head outta my ass in regards to you. Maybe you didn't mean it all the way, maybe it just happened, but you was workin' me. Always askin' questions, always talkin' about the case...
That's not what I did. You know that's not what I did.
No I don't! But I just about decided that you don't really know what you're up to most of the time, do you? Bein' a good-lookin' woman like you are, I mean, people don't really expedct you to take responsibility. You're just like a pretty bird, flyin' around and shittin' on people's heads. Well, I don't need one of them! I was doin' real good without no head-shittin' birds around here!
What if there's another story? What if something went unbroken? All this life, all this loss - what if it's really one long story that kept going and going until it healed itself? Wouldn't that be a story worth telling? Wouldn't that be a story worth hearing?
I'm waiting for someone.
Door's broke. Every fifth time or so it don't open.
Maybe there's a penny stuck in there.
[suspiciously] Why a penny?
I don't know.
Did you stick a penny in there?
No! I'm just making small talk...
If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.
Why does this Gomer have to try and die every day during my lunch?
That's a little insensitive.
[Dr. Cox glares at J.D.]
[narration] Mistake.
The man is 92 years old. He has full dementia. He doesn't even know we're here. He's inches away from Carla's rack and he hasn't even flinched.
Aww, that is so sweet.
Yeah, it is.
What about his subconscious?
[whispers in the patient's ear] Eisenhower... was a sissy! [sarcastically jumps back into a defensive crouch, then resumes glaring at J.D.] I think, by the grace of God, we're gonna be OK. Oh, and from now on, whenever I'm in the room, you're definitely not allowed to talk.
Oh, come on, Carla, give me one good reason why you won't go out with me.
Well, you're a surgeon. So, you've got the god-complex, the cockiness, the whole "married to the job" thing. You're cute, but you're very, very aware of it. You have no idea what I'm like, so all of your feelings for me are coming from down there [points at his crotch]. But most of all, I'm looking for the real thing and you're nothing but a little boy who's not used to being told "no." So there's a bunch of reasons. Pick your favorite. [walks off]
I'd go with the "god-complex"... but it's hard to choose, you know, they're all so good.
This is a strange resort, man. I mean, the wheelchair service is great, but that suite I rented, there was another person in it. And for some reason the bellhop gave me an enema.
Yeah, he's new here.
Dr. Cox.
I'm hoping, for your sake, there's another Dr. Cox sitting right behind me.
I feel stupid, but, sending me to Kelso like that—well, I'm not sure, exactly, what you were trying to teach me.
The value - and this is important - of leaving me alone.
I want you to spread the word, missy. I've... had... enough. The next whiny intern that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them. And you, you neurotic one-woman freak-show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist. Because if you are so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel!
So, you're telling me I have to pick my battles. Thanks, Dr. Cox. [Walks off]
[confused] You're welcome.
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