Hey, Tori, here.
Is that a pair of my underwear?
Yeah, my allergies have been so bad today.
What?
Tissues make my nose red and sore. These are so soft. (blows her nose in them)
You've been blowing your nose in my underwear?
Yeah, they're like a giant soft hankie.
Giant?!?
(Robbie approaches)
Well, if it isn't the Vega girls!
Gross.
You're in a good mood.
Yup. Cause I've finished the song I've been writing.
Oh, is it another song about worms?
Not this time!
I hate this guy.
This song's about a girl.
Look, Robbie, I already told you I'm not interested in you.
I didn't mean you. I-
Okay, you know how some girls say "I only like you as a friend"?
Yeah.
I don't even like you that way.
(runs around giving out hugs) Free hugs! I want to give free hugs!
Someone's a Happy Cat.
Yeah, me!
Wait, is this because of that guy you met last night?
Uh, huh.
Oh, you met a fella?
Yeah, his name's Evan. Oh, and I invited him here tonight to watch Beck's movie!
Oh, yeah, the screenings tonight. I hear the movie turned out pretty good.
I was the wig master.
(Tori and Cat look at Robbie, then walk away)
So, what did Evan do when you told him your blonde hair was really a wig?
What?
I say, what did Evan do when you told him your blonde hair was really a wig?
That did not come up.
You never told him you were wearing one of my wigs?
I guess not.
Or blue contacts?
Also did not come up.
So, you spent like five hours with this guy, and he still doesn't know what you really look like?
No. Oh, my god! What if he hates redheaded girls with brown eyes?
Don't worry, he won't.
Are you crying?
Yeah, I can't help it! (grabs Tori's underwear) I cry when I'm scared! (blows her nose in them) What is this?
Underwear.
They're so big!
You know what? (grabs underwear and stalks off)
