Cat, that is a lot of Bibble.
Please don't look at it, it's all for me!
Cat, don't be stingy, just give him a little nibble of Bibble.
NO!!! (jumps on Bibble bag)
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Sikowitz, Cat has Bibble!
Cat!
No, it's not mine, I'm holding it for a friend! (Sikowitz takes the Bibble away) But I need it...I mean, my friend needs it!
Cat, here.
What's this?
It's a special gum. If you crave Bibble, just chew some of that, it'll make you feel better. You just unwrap it and chew it–
I know how gum works!
(Jade is in costume backstage when Tori enters)
This isn't right.
Yeah, it is a little tight -
No, not the stupid outfit. This. Me.
I don't -
This is supposed to be your night. This was your big chance, so for me to go out there...
And?
I can't do that to a friend. Or even to you.
(shoving gum in her mouth) Yeah, Tori has a big problem.
Cat, maybe you want to back off on that Bibble gum -
Don't tell me what to do!
Can I just have one handful of Bibble?
OOliver
The answer is no!
But I just -
Cat!
Oh, hey.
Take this. Now Mason wants me to try the blue skirt.
Why doesn't he like this one?
OOliver
I think this skirt is pretty.
Just go get the blue one!
(sighs) C'mon, Oliver.
OOliver
First we had to get the red skirt, now we gotta go get the blue skirt.
Life is hard.
Does anyone have any Bibble?
OOliver
No. You gotta stop chasing that snack.
But it HURTS!!
(at the Platinum Music Awards, in Mason Thornesmith's office)
(enters the room as he closes the door behind him) Hey, I'm here. Sorry.
Where were you?
While I was in the mens' room, I opened one of the stalls, and sitting right there, Bruno Mars. (Cat gasps)
(looking shocked) What?!
So I'm like, "Oh my God, Bruno Mars! You're one of my idols." He says, "Thanks. But I'm on the toilet. Can you shut the door?" So I say, "Sure", and I shut the door. And Bruno Mars says, "I mean, can you leave the stall and then shut the door?" And then I'm all like, "Bro, I know you famous, but can't you just -"
(putting her hand on his shoulder) Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Maybe stop talking.
You guys. You guys, have either of you seen Jade?
Uh uh.
No, why, what's up with Jade?
She's trying to kill me.
Any reason?
We were hanging out together last night and she asked me to do her eyebrows.
Do what to 'em?
Make them look neater and nicer. Girls do that. We groom each other like monkeys.
So, why is Jade trying to kill you?
Well...
[screams] WHERE IS SHE?! [Cat screams and Jade runs after her] [Sinjin plays his saxophone in a fast tempo to fit in with the chase] Stop her! Somebody stop Cat right now!
Hide me.
Come here!
Please hide me!
No! Come here! Stop. Come here!
Oh, hide me!
Don't touch him! (Cat tries to hide behind Sinjin)
[Lane, who enters the hall, stops Jade and Cat runs to Beck and André]
HIDE ME!
COME HERE!
What do you... Stop! Jade, stop. Relax.(Catchs her and holds her)
What was that about?
Why are you so mad at Cat?
[reveals herself that her eyebrows have been shaved off] Don't... say... a word.
Um... I think you look nice with no eyebrows.
[Jade glares at him]
Jade, I just wanna say... I really appreciate you having lunch with us, and thank you, André and Beck, for handcuffing Jade to the table.
Sure.
No problem.
[Jade tries to attack Cat, but she's still handcuffed to the table]
I still don't get how this happened.
Well, Jade asked me to make her eyebrows look nice. So I tried to wax them, but when I took the wax strips off, there was... Um... a problem.
My eyebrows are gone.
No, they're not. I told you, they're right here! (holds up the wax strips with Jade's eyebrows on them)
AAH!!
Whoa! Whoa!
AAH! COME HERE, YOU!
Jade, whoa whoa. Watch it.
Someone...
Don't do that. What are you... stop it.
Hey! Cut it out! Hey!
You girls knock it off.
I'll get you.
I don't wanna be gotten.
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I'm not crazy! There IS a PONNIE!!!
No, she didn't get expelled from Hollywood Arts to make room here for you.
Then why did she get kicked out?
She's crazy. A loony-bat. She stole things... Carried weird stuff in her backpack... Called everyone Debbie. A real nut case.
FFawn
Lick my loafers, Debbie.
[after Jade shaved all of her hair] I fell asleep during study hall. Jade found me.
Aw, don't be sad, little one. I think your head looks great like that.
Of course you do.
Ah-ha!
FFawn
What?
Excuse me, what's your name?
FFawn
Linda.
That is Linda.
Yeah, sure. Linda the liar, that is Ponnie.
You said Ponnie had brown hair.
She's in disguise... [whispers loudly] ...That's Ponnie in disguise!
FFawn
I just need $23.
Uh, okay you guys go do whatever...and I'm gonna have a chat with "Linda".
Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be a blonde?
No.
I've wondered that. I've also wondered why lemonade is a drink and first aid is for the injured. Like, what if a thirsty person gets injured? Do you give them first aid first, and then lemonade? Or lemonade first, then second aid? (pause) Lemonade. (giggles)
(stares at Cat in disbelief) So, sushi?
Let's go.
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