Why don't you stop invading my personal space, and have a little of this Raisin Bran?!
(in British accent) I'm game. So why don't you pop a dabble in my mouth.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(Jade burns her hands after touching a very hot tray)
My goodness, that tray was hot! Oh, well. Look at it! My skin's starting to blister! And I do believe that's the sweet smell of my burning flesh!
Uh, Jade, perhaps I should try----
Who's Jade? My name is Betsy-Sue Goldenheart. A happy farm girl who's experiencing extreme pain right now! Aaaooooowwwwwww.... (Jade smiles and exits the house)
And yet, she never broke character.
MOVE THIS CAR! (glass breaks and a car siren goes off)
You broke character!
AND...your neighbor's car window. (a police siren wails)
Go inside, go inside. (pushes Tori inside and closes the door)
(into his walkie) I can't take it anymore-ALRIGHT! (stands up, and turns to face Tori and Beck) Since it's obvious...neither one of you are going to be breaking character anytime soon, and I can't STAND being here with either one of you anymore...I'm going to bed. You can help yourself to anything in the refrigerator but please. (explicitly) Do NOT look in the cabinet under the sink in my bathroom. PLEASE. ...Good night. (walks away)
(in British accent) Have you ever seen a carnivorous wildebeest rubbing up fat Dan Schneider walking-
I AM A POLICE OFFICER!
Egofen.
(Robbie is laughing and eating popcorn while watching Terms of Endearment, a drama film, with David and Holly Vega)
Who laughs at Terms of Endearment?
It's not a comedy. (the doorbell rings. David opens the door. It was Cat and Jason)
(waving) Hi, Tori's dad!
Hi.
This is Jason.
And?
Robbie texted me and said you guys are watching a funny movie!
(turns to Robbie) It's not a comedy!
Hey, you guys! Come on in. (Cat and Jason enter the house)
Oh, popcorn!!! (Cat eats popcorn and sits along with Jason. Cat starts to laugh) Is that Debra Winger?
Yeah. She's hilarious!
She's DYING!
(Cat, Robbie and Jason continue to laugh while watching the movie)
(Robbie, Cat, Andre, Jade and Jason watch Terms of Endearment, a romantic drama film, and they won't stop laughing.)
(annoyingly) HOW is that funny?!
Does she ever quit crying?
Ah, she'll be dead in minutes. (Both David and Holly get irritated and walk upstairs. Then, Robbie, Cat, Jason, Andre and Jade continue to laugh out loud)
Raisin Bran was invented by Kevin McRaisinburg and Jack McBran.
(Tori and Beck have passed out after sleeping on chairs)
(in normal voice) Hey, what time is it?
...AH! AHHH! YOU... BROKE CHARACTER! YOU LOST! (stands up) I AM A POLICE OFFICER, AND I AM VICTORIOUS! ENJOY SOME RAISIN BRAN, YOU FREAKISH BRIT! (pours some Raisin Bran on a smiling Beck) THIS IS OFFICER PADESCO. CODE 3! (imitates a police siren noise while running out) (screams) Ha-Ha!
Like the wolf-
RRex
She walks alone.
[howls]
RRex
Off-key!
QQuartet
[singing] Hey hey, Tori Vega! Won't you be our very special-
NO!
QQuartet
[disappointed then go after Andre] Hey, hey, Andre Harris!
(off screen) NO!
(happy) Hey!
Whoa, somebody's all happy about something.
Yeah, it's making me sick.
Hey, um, is there a reason that girls don't wanna go out with me?
You mean, like, one reason that stands out over all the other reasons?
RRex
Ha!
(after a pause, aggravated) So why are you happy?
Because Ryder Daniels asked me out.
RRex
Ooh, he's hot! (they all stare at him) Stare all you want, I'm secure.
I don't trust that Ryder guy.
You just hate the idea of anything good happening for me.
That could not be more true. (pause) I'm just saying, any dude that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something.
So I guess you think Beck is hiding something.
Oh, he was until I found out.
Wha-what was I hiding?
That you were born in CANADA! [leaves]
[goes after her] It wasn't a secret!
Sorry. My butt's gotta breathe.
Did that bush just waddle? (opens the door and walks outside) ROBBIE SHAPIRO!
(from behind the bush) Yes?
You were invading my privacy!
Well at least I didn't snoop through Ryder's phone.
(in a "go away" tone) EAHHHHHHHHH!
Eahhhh! (leaves)
WHOA! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
RRyder
What?
Are you about to kiss me?
RRider
Yeah.
(cheerfully) Okay. (they do, and she leans on a button on her computer that sets off music) Sorry!
RRyder
It's cool.
Did I bite your lip?
RRyder
Little bit.
You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Okay, that's a time out.
No! I was just trying to-
Go sit on the steps! (she does)
So what do I do now?
Well, you're not still gonna sing a duet with that jerk, right?
Ugh. No way!
Good. So he'll fail.
Yeah, but I don't want to fail too!
So, what are you gonna sing?
(starts to come to her senses) A song...a really cool song that you're gonna help me write, tonight!
I can't!
You have to!
But I gotta- (the others all interrupt as he tries to speak) ALRIGHT! I'll just celebrate my 97-year old great grandpa's birthday with him next year. Possibly! (he walks up to the piano) Well, come on!
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