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Jade's dress feels...warm. MOOD = Jaded
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(Tori kisses Sinjin on his cheek as her thanks for agreeing to help her)
Here comes that feeling.
(pokes her head back in) I heard that.
Read the phone, Tori. Read the phone.
Don't you steal my phone in face bit.
(after the long flashback) So, you guys formed a fake ping pong team so you could get some money, buy a trophy for the school, save the principal's job, and take Sikowitz out for a big fancy dinner?
[pause] Yeah, I guess we could've just told it that way.
Yes, I'm wearing a ping pong jacket.
How could you not think to bring a fancy dress?
I don't know. I just didn't, okay?
You said you reminded everyone to bring nice clothes.
I did.
You didn't remind me.
(sarcastically) Whoops.
So, who's that?
Um, this is Danny.
Hey.
S'up.
Why are you talking to Tori?
He goes to my old school.
Sherwood.
He...was my boyfriend.
Girlfriend.
So, why'd you dump her?
Jade...
Can I guess? Because I got a lotta guesses.
Well, actually...
You don't have to...
Tori broke up with me.
Oh. And how did you celebrate?
Do you ever take a day off? (Jade smiles)
So, whatcha doin' here?
Yeah, what are you doing here?
Well, I've kinda been dating this girl that goes here, and I, uh, was supposed to meet her-
(squeals excitedly and runs in) Daniel!!! (she runs into his arms and they kiss) This is the guy I've been telling you about! My boyfriend!
(rolls eyes) Oh...
Daniel, these are my friends. Beck, Jade, and that's Tori.
Yeah, we...we've met.
Really? You know Daniel?
Oh, she knows Daniel.
(awkward) So...
(also awkward) So...
(evil smile) So...
How come everyone's being all weird?
I'll tell her!
No, you won't.
Cat, I used to go to Sherwood, with Danny, before I came to school here.
Oh, so you guys were friends?
Yeah, they were good friends.
Uh, I'm confused.
Danny and I used to date. (Cat gasps)
(to Jade) Why don't we walk over to some other location?
Ok, wait, so like you and Tori were like...
Girlfriend.
Boyfriend.
So...
Please don't feel weird about this.
You really shouldn't. We broke up a year ago.
Yeah, a year.
It's only been eleven months.
What difference does it make?
Forget it! The point is, I'm totally cool with you guys dating.
And I'm totally cool that you two are friends.
Well, ok then. It's all happy!
Ok.
I'm bored now. (walks away)
I apologize for... her. (walks away also)
Fifty bucks.
Seems expensive.
You want gross, crunchy feet? 'Cause girls don't dig that! (he reluctantly gives her the money)
Hello, girls! Can you believe I scored tickets to Hall and Oates?
(while Cat and Daniel are dancing) Daniel ever spin you like that?
You wanna get slapped with a sausage?
(thinking) Sure. (pushes her face towards Tori's expectantly)
No!
(at Hollywood Arts' "Kick Back" party)
(Tori watches Cat and Daniel kiss for a couple of seconds from across the cheese fountain)
(Tori, out of jealousy, swiftly walks to the cheese fountain and turns the lever; the cheese expands and sprays all over Cat and Daniel)
What the hairballs?! (unplugs the water fountain)
(in anger) You got cheese in our hair!
Tori!
Why did you do that?!
I don't- I don't know! I was just- (runs off with the sausage still in her hand; Cat starts crying and runs off with Daniel)
You see? This is what happens when you mix teenagers and hot cheese. (to Lane) I warned you.
(Beck and Jade look for Tori in the Black Box Theatre)
Tori! Yo, Tori!
We saw you run in here!
What's with all that stuff?
Sinjin and his friends are putting on a play about a camping trip gone wrong.
Gone wrong?
They end up eating each other, I don't know!
Tori! Tori! Yo, Tori!
(Jade throws a broom at the tent on the stage)
(from inside the tent) Ow!!!
(sing-song) Toooooori! Come out to plaaaaaay!
Leave me alone.
What up with the hot cheese attack on Cat?
And her boyfriend, Daniel.
(after Cat sees Tori kissing Daniel and leaves)
Hey! Do either of you guys know what kind of meat Sikowitz uses in this sausage? I asked him and he just started laughing like, (he laughs like a maniac; Tori runs off) Bye!
Okay. I have left her five voice mails and sent her twelve text messages. Why won't Cat talk to me?!?
'Cause you squirted hot cheese in her ear!
And played smushy face with her boyfriend.
Those things upset some girls.
(to Tori) You wanna try the pooka fish?
You got rice and soy sauce?
No.
Then no!
Let me out!
Cat!
This is kidnapping! ...Or cat-napping! (laughs) Open the door!
I'm sorry! And I'm not just saying I'm sorry, I'm really, really, seriously sorry.
You sprayed cheese on me and then kissed my boyfriend
(ashamed of herself) Yeah. Yeah I did.
Why would you be mean to me?
I don't know. Maybe I did still have a few tiny little feelings left for Danny and maybe that's why I went a little crazy, seeing you two being all mushy together.
You could've just talked to me about it.
I know. What I did was terrible and awful and immature and you have every right to be furious with me. I swear, Cat, if I were you, I'd just punch me right in the face. (Cat punches Tori in the nose) OWWWWWW! [Holds her nose] Cat!
What?
You just punched me in the face!
(innocently) You said to.
I know, but that's just something people say when– [Her nose hurts even more] OWWWWWWW!
Does it hurt?
A lot. I think my nose may be broken.
(remorseful) Well, now I feel all bad.
Don't. I deserved it. Feel better?
I think so.
I'm sorry.
[Tori and Cat embrace.]
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