It doesn’t land until after 11.
But we have to write the script for class.
I know. Wanna do it over video chat?
Sure. I'll text Cat and Beck and tell them to get online.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Hi.
You requested my face?
ATAndre, Tori and Cat
Who’s dog is that?
Is it yours?
No I'm watching him for my neighbor while she's at her cheerleading practice.
My neighbor is a 1 legged man who throws lemons at me.
Will you pop this for me?
No.
I let you borrow my green sweater last week.
And that means I should pop your pit pimple?
Yes, we're sisters, if you had a pit pimple, I'd-(little boy kicks Trina's seat again)
Quit kicking my seat!
LBLittle Boy
(mocking) Quit kicking my seat!
FAFlight Attendant
Your desserts. (hands Tori and Trina an odd-looking dessert)
What is this?
FAFlight Attendant
I dunno pudding.
Aww, it's got fur on it.
(giggles) Just like your pimple (Trina look offended while Andre is grossed out)
Hey, are you gonna eat your pudding?
You ate yours?
Yeah, I just scraped the fur right off the top, it wasn't bad.
(disgusted but hands Trina her pudding) Go nuts. (Trina takes the pudding)
Hey, hey. Look what I got.
A piccolo?
It's my new instrument.
I thought you were learning to play the fr-
It didn't work out.
(Festus gives Tori the turkey sandwich she asked for)
I thought you said you only had burritos?
FFestus
What are you, a lawyer?
What's shakin', bacon?
Oh, they don't have bacon.
CChef
Just burritos.
...Was my piccolo playing that bad?
Yeah... (she rubs Tori's hair)
I say we celebrate...piccolo style. (starts to play, but Beck silences her)
No, no... (takes the piccolo from Tori's hand)
What did you do to my pants?
Good. Now, terrified.
What did you do to my pants?
Falling off a cliff.
What did you do to my PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS?!
Excellent. Now, as you can see, the same dialogue can evoke an infinite number of emotions, depending upon how the actor chooses to play it. Like a robot.
(imitating a robot) What... did you do... to my pants...?
Wrong! Robots don't wear pants... it was a trick.
OOfficer
What's your name?
Oh, I'm...uh...I'm... (sees a water jug that reads "Crystal Waters") Crystal Waters. It's okay, I'm on the movie.
OOfficer
Crystal Waters? I don't remember seeing the name Crystal Waters-
(runs out from the back; panicking) I can't find my mother. (grabs the officer by the shirt) Help me find my mother, please! MOMMMMMMMM! MOMMMMMMMMMMMM-
OOfficer
Shut up we'll find your mama. (he and Cat walk off. Cat winks to Tori)
(Sinjin slaps a bee on Andrè's shoulder)
Ow! What was that for?
There was a bee on your shoulder.
And you killed it before it could sting me? Thanks a lot, man.
What did I do?
No, just go on. Get out of here.
Did you meet Melinda Murray?
No.
I bet SHE'S been stung by a bee...
You can ask her yourself.
(upon seeing Tori and Beck hugging) 1... 2... Don't make me get to 3. (Beck unhugs from Tori) Better.
Oh, you have Mexican flavored gum?
Mexican's not a flavor.
Thank you.
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