CM"Fearsome" Cindy McPherson
Uh-Oh. Don't get picked by a girl now! I don't think you want that. That ain't pretty!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(Cindy is taunting Riley on the court as she stands dribbling)
CM"Fearsome" Cindy McPhearson
Got 'em.... Got 'em.... Got 'em!!
(Blows past Riley and scores with a layup)
FOUL, FOUL, keep your hands off that little girl
Come on man, that’s some old bullshit!
'Yo momma so ugly...' No, wait. We can say, 'yo momma so black, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on!'
(Huey looks at the opposing sideline, at Cindy's mother -- a very beautiful (and very white) woman)
Huey': I don't think that's going to work.
(After his team lose the last basketball game.)
Motherfuckers! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Pricks! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shhhhhheeeeiiiiiittttt!
Yo momma got caught givin’ up neck in the bathroom at the Woodcrest Country Club and it wasn't yo daddy.
(talking to Riley) white man made you look like a fool, aint no surprise to me all the greatest basketball players have always been white still are Larry Bird, Dirk Novitzki oh sure he's ugly as hell on the face but he's as white as rice.
Huey?
HHuey
Yeah?
I don't like losin'.
HHuey
Well, then stop beatin yourself.
Huey?
HHuey
Yeah?
You still a bitch! (laughs)
RFRobert "Granddad" Freeman
I've seen that raggedy piece of shit house. That nigga ain't lost that damn much.
Everybody knows that New Orleans Niggas is grime-y!"
NNique
(walks by) "Yup, thanks wotey"
"That's my hat!"
JSJericho's Mother
The Lord will provide another lamp!!! Praaaaiiise JESSSSUSSS!!!!!
I hate jazz music, sounds like a long car wreck with a bunch of cats!
Ever hear of that movie, When The Levees Broke? I got me a documentary called 'When Are The Levees Gonna Break Again?
RFRobert "Grandad" Freeman
I'm sorry the levees broke but if they don't get their black asses out of here, I'm gonna be broke.
I got a dog named Levee and every time it rains I kick him.
JJericho
Come on Robert, what would mama say it she knew you were kickin' out your family?
RFRobert "Granddad" Freeman
SHE'D SAY GET THEM BROKE-ASS NIGGAS THE FUCK OUT!!!
Jericho's mother (praying for Robert Freeman as a pipe organ plays in the background): I ask You to bless him, Lord, and keep providing for him, Lord, so that he may keep providing for us, Lord! JESUS!!!! Amen! As we walk in Your glory...
RFRobert "Grandad" Freeman
GET OFF OF ME WOMAN!!!
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