I didn't start it; you started it when you planted poison ivy on our football field.
SMr. Stingwell
That was kind of rash, wasn't it?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
We pumped helium in Valley's music room. Now their Glee Club sounds like the Chipmunks.
[he, Zack, and Screech inhale helium from balloons]
ZSZack, Slater & Screech
[higher-pitched voices] Oh when the saints go marching in!
Every time I call her she's washing her hair! Who washes their hair six times a day?
You do!
Now Zack, I know that you and Lisa are in charge of decorations, but this year's theme is not going to be (holds up a banner) Zack and Kelly's Prom!
I think it's reverse macho pigism and I don't like it.
(sadly) This is the first time I ever lied to my father.
Forget going to the prom! We're through!
Wait a minute. You're not supposed to dump me. I'M supposed to dump YOU!
I have a map of every mall from here to Tijuana.
AAlan
Hey stop with the fat jokes or I'll sit on you!
Ooh, this is getting heavy! (mockingly)
[Zack and Mr. Belding face each other in an American Gladiators-style joust]
I've been waiting for this day, Morris. This one's for you and your sweet little girlfriend Kelly.
CChet
Ready?! Go!
Oh, hi, Mrs. Belding.
[turns around] My wife's here?
[Zack knocks him off with his pugil stick]
CChet
One second! A new record!
By the way, are you married?
CChet
By the way, yes.
By the way, adios!
Let's look at the old scoreboard... I mean... hey... it's not THAT old.
N1Nerd #1
[after hearing Slater on the air] Boy, that guy stinks.
N2Nerd #2
Yeah, somebody should wave a skunk in front of him.
[sees a picture of the Beatles] Hey, who are the three guys with Paul McCartney?
That's the Beatles, you idiot!
Paul never would've made it if he had stuck with those wimps.
[on seeing a picture of Mr. Belding mooning the school board in an old school newspaper] Whoa, now there's a side of him I've never seen!
Well, looks like Mr. Belding was the Zack Morris of the 60s.
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