You make light of algebra now, but when you're all grown up and your friends are making logarithm jokes at cocktail parties, you won't have a clue as to what everybody's laughing at.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
On behalf of the new student body president: Jessica Myrtle Spano!
CClass
Myrtle???
I'm interested in the student body.
I'm interested in a student body... (looks at Kelly) Hers.
Jessie (on Zack's propaganda video): That made a mocracy of demockery!
Lisa (on Jessie's campaign for school president): I'm going to tell you this as gently as I can - you're going down the toilet.
Mr. Belding, I want to give you a peace offering. Here is California Girls by the Beach Boys.
I already have that album, Zack!
Uh, this one has, uh, been remixed with...Dolby sound!
Well, OK, but you are still on the hook for meeting with your mother tomorrow.
Later when reciting subliminal messages
Zack{on tape}: Zack Morris is a good kid.
Zack{on tape}: Zack Morris is a great guy.
Zack{on tape}: Zack Morris is the son I've never had.
He is the kind of boy every girl dreams of.
Kelly and Jessie: Great looking, smart and funny. Yes, that's Zack Morris.
Zack (on tape): Zack Morris is a ten.
Ha! Two fives is more like it!
Lisa (subliminally tricked into falling for Screech): I'm stuck with three and seven left over.
Zack (on tape): Zack Morris is a blonde Tom Cruise.
[while putting on buttoned sweater] I'm taking a different approach with you, Zack.
[observes Belding's sweater] So you're gonna be "Mr. Rogers"?
You're in the neighborhood.
Alright, maybe the first day didn't turn out as I planned, but hey, I'm just warming up. I love school. Too bad classes get in the way.
O.K., settle down, everyone. I'm Mr. Dewey. How was everyone's summer? Mine stunk. Let's get started.
We weren't arguing.
We were doing a math problem, how two and one won't go.
I don't believe it and I don't care. I'm tired, I have a toothache and I have to go home and pump iron.
Hi, you're new here. I'm Zack Morris.
And I'm Roger Rabbit, so what?
(to Kelly) (putting onion ring on her finger) I think we're engaged.
I think I'm gonna cry.
That makes two of us.
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