Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Nora's still kissing Freddie whilst Sam, Carly and Nora's mother and watching and eating cake]
[finally lets Freddie go] Yeah! [gives Freddie a thumbs up]
[out of breath, he turns to Sam and Carly, looking shocked and confused.] You guys just stood there, eating cake, while I was tampered with?!
It's really good cake.
[Pokes his head out the top of the chimney] Gibbeh! Yeah. Fresh air, baby. [Spits] Now I gotta get to the cops, and then crazy Nora's gonna find herself back in prison where she [Tries to get out from the top of the chimney, but is unsuccessful] Gibbeh! And I'm stuck.
This is supposed to be a party. A birthday party, that will go on forever, and ever... [Nora joins her father]
And ever, and ever...
[Nora's mother walks through the door, and joins Nora and her father.]
And ever, and ever, and ever...
Oh, my god.
Hey! Hey, you kids, hey! Up here! Yeah, hi. Uh, can I get a little help?
Hey. That's the dude from iCarly.
Yeah, that's Gibby.
Gibbeh!
Hey, Gibby, take off your shirt.
No, I do that less frequently now. Listen, I'm stuck and I can't move my arms. I need you guys to call the cops.
Let's throw balls at him.
Yeah!
What? No! Don't throw balls at me. I'm completely vulnerable. Why would you wanna throw? [Kids throw balls at him, but the balls hit the top of the chimney instead] Ha-ha! You missed me, you missed me, now you gotta kiss; [A kid throws a ball at his head] This is how you treat an Internet star?! [The kids start throwing balls at him] Stop it!
[when Mrs. Benson and T-Bo are about to leave for the Dershlits, T-Bo walks into the bathroom]
Where are you going?
...To get my $7 bottle of Jamaica my hair so silky!
You made a hamburger?
Your mom's got this!
Will you stop spinning my brother?!
No!
Why?! I sang you Happy Birthday like you wanted!
You were pitchy!
[gasps] Well.
[Spencer continuous screaming from the television]
[Sam picks up a vase and throws it to make it smash]
Run, Gibby!!
Gibby?!
He's still in the house!
Check all the bedrooms.
[Nora, Nora's Father and Nora's Mother go off looking for Gibby]
You saw Gibby?!
No, I threw a glass thing in there to buy us some time.
Time for what?!
To figure out a way to get us out of this 'nut-hut'! [hits Freddie continuously while saying it]
Ow!
Why hasn't your freakish mother come looking for us by now?
She thinks we're at the hotel with Spencer so why would she-? [Quickly remembers something and grabs the back of his head] The chip!
What chip?
[turns to Sam] The one my mom had surgically installed in my head when I was a toddler.
[Sam pulls an 'of course' face]
If it stops transmitting, it triggers an emergency signal to my mom's tracking device and tells her my location!
Oh, cool, then how do we make it stop transmitting!
Yeah, where's the off switch?
I dunno, it's in my head!
[Smacks Freddie on the head and screams into his ear] Mrs Benson, help us!!
Shhh! Do you want the Dershilts to hear you?!
Smacking me on the head isn't gonna make the chip stop working!
Then what will make it stop working?!
And trigger the emergency signal!
I guess it would have to be electrically shorted out somehow.
[all pause and think]
Ohh!! [rushes over to the chair and searches quickly through her jacket] The shock pen!
[worried] Oh, the shock pen?
Is that Spencer's?
Yeah I stole it, see?
Why'd you steal his shock pen?
'Cause I like it, and I didn't have one!
[Nora rushes back into the room]
Where's, Gibby?
Just don't look in you parent's shower!
Mother, mother! Gibby may be showering! [runs off to find Gibby again]
Ok Benson, I hope this thing is powerful enough to blow that chip-
No no no no, let Carly do it.
Why?
'Cause Carly cares about me. A least she'll try to be gentle. She won't just take the thing and stick it-
[Carly sticks the pen in Freddie's head and he falls on the floor]
Here, gimme that?
What are you doing?
Just to be sure. [places the pen on Freddie's head once more]
Okay! This is outta control! We've been here for 15 hours, and we wanna leave!
[tries to open the door] OPEN THIS DOOR!!!!
No!!!
We may never open the door!!
That's right! [Pauses] Because my birthday party shall go on. Forever....
And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever....
[Suddenly, Mrs. Benson and T-Bo ram through the door on T-Bo's motercycle]
Freddie!
Mom!
T-Bo?
Chicken? [Maurice clucks]
Freddie! [Freddie runs over and hugs her]
Wh... what's... What's happening...?
You wanna know what's happening, Nora?
You and your freak parents are going to prison. Forever… (along with Sam and Freddie after what the Dershilts has said to them)
...And ever, and ever, and ever…
And ever?
Yes. And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever...
[Carly is sleeping in her bed when she suddenly wakes up.]
[Realizes something] Gibby!
[Gibby is still stuck on top of the chimney.]
Hey! Anyone?! I'm still here! [Sobs] Gibbeh. [Kids throw balls at him] More balls?! [Starts sobbing while having more balls thrown at him by kids] Gibbeh.
That lady treated me like I'm useless! Apparently I'm just a monkey with a camera!
Whoa, can we get a monkey to work the camera?
Hey, if you're going to Yakima for the weekend how are we gonna do iCarly?
Oh yeah, you wanna host the show alone?
Naaah, I need somebody to banter with.
Uhh, how about me? I could host iCarly with Sam.
Ooorr, I could fill a bag with yogurt and put a face on it?
That is hilarious. You could call him Baggels.
Baggels! I love that!
You'd rather do comedy with a sack of yogurt than me?
[Sam and Carly pull weird faces and try and not admit the fact that he's right]
I can be creative! I've been working on some really funny characters and stuff.
Oh my god, no no no.
Sam.
I've done stuff on the show before!
Little stuff.
That we wrote.
Just let me host the show with Sam one time.
Ok.
Yes! [turns to Sam with a pleading look.]
Whatevs.
Yes! This is gonna be awesome! Yeah yohooo!
Have Baggels standing by.
Yeeepp.
I just wanted people to think I was creative.
And I wanted a mom without stretch marks. That ain't happening. And... y'know, tech stuff can be sorta creative.
What do you mean?
Well... you know, weren't you working on some sort of tech-y 3-D chizz?
*sighs* Yeah. I was trying to figure out a way to shoot video so people could watch it online in three-D. Y'know, without special glasses.
See? That's creative!
But I never could make it work.
Well... you know... uh....
I... should try again?
Yeah, sounds like the sort of advice you'd get from someone who cares.
I'm here!
Why?!
Mom, why'd you bring all these people?
Because this is the first time you're hosting iCarly.
Co-hosting! Get it right.
Okay, you people need to sit down and shut up!
[scoffs] Where are your manners?!
In my butt. Sit down.
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