Here we go.
Cross your fingers.
Can I get a sandwich?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Ginger Fox has no talent!
She can't do anything!
Maybe it's best they don't know.
I feel like I kissed Gibby.
EEmployee
Hey, Miranda. Cucumber or brick?
...Brick.
EEmployee
We're going with the brick.
????
Miranda likes the brick!
Well I thought you might want a snack, so I took some raisin bread, put a little butter and toast on it, then...I put a little butter and toast on it, then cinnamoned it. (Victoria laughs)
I don't bluff! ...Okay, I was bluffing when I say I don't bluff, but I'm...serious about quitting! (laughs and points at the camera) That was it!
Gibby turns me down! Like I'm not good enough for that shirtless potato! (stopwatch goes off) Just...shoot! (laughs)
Why does he have two bullet holes in his eyes?
Those are his eyes?
That was...not right.
You know as well as I do, that when you're making a TV show, sometimes things just don't happen the way they're supposed to.
That's probably what's in this clip package. See? "Things That Didn't Happen The Way They Were Supposed To." Should I click it?
I think you have to.
You know what really wastes time on set?
What?
Everyone acting all silly, and being goofy, and laughing, and just being unprofessional!
I think you're exaggerating.
No...here, let's watch this clip, labeled "Everyone Acting All Silly, And Being Goofy, And Laughing, And Just Being Unprofessional."
Dan sent me some directions via text message. (his phone rings) Let me clear this message here...I will act better.
VVictoria
(after kicking Jerry to the floor) I'm sorry! (laughs)
She kicked me and she started talking to people!
NNoah
Check out what it says if I play every fourth word.
EEthan
Happy birthday!
NNoah
(laughs) What...
RReed
THIS IS A MOCKERY! EAT POPCORN! (laughs) Oh, no, don't eat popcorn!
"Carly's a chicken, Carly's lame, Carly's...Carly." Sorry. (laughs) I forgot my name.
(turns to camera) I'm Carly.. I'm not Carly. (turns back)
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