Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What, and you think that rolling space turd will get iCarly off the hook?
Yeah.
We think it will. (to Carly) Carly, would you say this vehicle is... unique?
Oh, it is clearly unique. (to Freddie) Freddie, has it ever been state registered?
Why, no, Carly, it hasn't.
You think he hit 25 miles an hour?
Oh, yeah.
You can't do that kind of damage to a flower shop unless you doing at least 25. (an ambulance can be heard off screen)
Where'd you guys get those ice pops?
Over there.
Freddie, be quiet. Sam, stop licking technology!
I think someone broke your yo-yo.
I think you need to go downstairs.
You've gotta get a girlfriend.
I know. ...Um--
No.
Yep.
Aww, his mother needs surgery.
[deadpan] She's not gettin' it now.
Should we tell them what room?
I don't think we should
[pleased] Room 513.
That's 5-1-3! [holds up fingers for each number]
[about Spencer] He's a terrible liar. One time we--
Don't tell the story!
I'm telling the story! One time we were going to ride roller-coasters on a school day, and when Spencer came to get me, he told Ms. Briggs he was taking me to the doctor. So Ms. Briggs says "Which one?" and Spencer said...
[meekly] Dr. Roller-coaster.
And guess what I didn't get to ride that day.
[Carly arrives in the elevator wearing a silver dress]
Hey, do you think this dress is a little too..."saucy"?
It's a music video. You have to look hotter than you usually do.
Why, thank you.
I don't wanna do this anymore.
We have to! His mom needs surgery, and if it weren't for us, he'd have a big record deal, and lots of money, and stop drooling over those girls!
You are all a bunch of hob-knockers!
Hob-knockers?
I'm going downstairs to get some yah-gurt.
Yah-gurt?
Um, We're in the middle of shooting YOUR music video!
No, you're all busy worshiping that filthy little beast! [disgusted] Ugh! Why are all Americans such idiots?! [slams door]
I thought we were hob-knockers.
[after Wade Collins' music video for "Cry Like a Lion" is shown; Freddie applauds respectfully]
Wow. You made Wade look awesome.
Good video, Fredison.
Thanks. It was hard to find shots of the guy not shouting at me and calling me an [British accent] untalented hobknocker!
What is a hobknocker? [Sam whispers the meaning of hobknocker into Carly's ear] [disgusted gasp] That's gross!
And illegal.
So, David, what was it like hanging it out with Wade Collins?
Oh, you know, he's... okay.
You don't like him, do you?
Not really, no.
Let it out, David.
Well, he called me a hobknocker. I don't even know what that means.
[Carly whispers the meaning of hobknocker into David's ear]
[disgusted] Oh, gross!
And illegal.
The important thing is we all agree that Wade Collins is horrible.
But just in case you don't believe me, Carly, or David--
Please enjoy this little video Freddie put together. Freddie, roll the video.
Happy to, Carly.
[in a YouTube Poop-style video] I wanted tuna fish! [knocks the plate of ham sandwich out of Carly's hand, edited to do it three times]
Scene 2
[Wade hocks and spits onto the floor]
Scene 3
[screen is flashing all different colors] I've got a pimple in my ear.
Scene 4
[Gibby is blow-drying his hair] Too hot-hot-hot!
I'm sorry! [Wade takes the hairdryer, aims it at Gibby, and blows it in his face, causing him to run off]
Scene 5
[screen flashes negative] You're a stupid American, Freddie. Stupid American.
Scene 6
[Wade spits again]
Scene 7
[Wade rudely sneezes on Gibby]
Scene 8
[walks by several music video-dressed girls] You're all a bunch of stupid, American, girls! You bunch of hobknockers!
Scene 9
[angrily screaming] I DON'T CARE ABOUT MUSIC! I WANT MONEY! [screen turns green, echoing "MONEY!"]
Scene 10
[Wade spits again]
Scene 11
[rudely screams at a homeless bystander outside] HOB-HOB-HOBKNOCKER!
Scene 12
[eating spaghetti] I have to look beautiful! Jibley!
Scene 13
[Wade growls at the camera]
Scene 14
I hate children, I hate teenagers, I hate animals, AND I HATE AMERICA!
[Video ends with a no sign superimposing itself over Wade's face]
Isn't he charming?
I stopped wearing antibacterial underpants and I'm entitled to my opinion.
And it's my opinion that we're out of time anyway!
So 'till the next iCarly...
Stay in school!
Recycle!
Pour milk on your parents.
Hug a duck.
Eat a stick of butter.
And shampoo a squirrel.
Hey it's FЯED. Look at my cabbage! Why can't it speak Spanish? Muchacho! Ohh! My stomach feels queasy. Shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!
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